Indianapolis, Indiana. It is only one time that you get to open your season with a dominant game. The Colts were ready to whinny on Sunday afternoon, putting together a complete game against the Dolphins. Daniel Jones looked like a quarterback who was on target, unlike some other quarterbacks who will remain nameless. His new teammates have dubbed him Indiana Jones. The Colts were a wrecking machine on Sunday. Everything they were doing was coming up with a whinny. The final score was Colts 33, Miami 8.
Up next for the Colts will be horse vs. horse, when the Colts meet the Broncos next Sunday at 3:05 in the Lucas Oil Stadium. Bo Nix will be ground into the turf, and the Indianapolis horsies will be whinnying again. This time at the Broncos.