Michigan starts the countdown with “Hail to the Losers.” I cannot stand their arrogance and that’s why I call it Hail to the Losers.

Next, Northwestern. It’s very peppy and upbeat.

Then, On Wisconsin. It’s very happy sounding.

Michigan State can have a Sparty Party any time they want.

Penn State is very roary and very in your face when the fans chant “we are Penn State.”

Iowa is very birdy. Chirpy chirpy Hawkeyes.

Number one is “Hail Purdue.” The Boilers are very whistleblowing and unrelenting, wielding a hammer at you. I take a lot of pride in Hail Purdue, because it comes from middle America, my home town. The Old Oaken Bucket is my favorite rivalry of them all. The Bucket game versus the Hoosiers is fun to watch.