Indianapolis, Indiana. Heading open to America’s game of the week, Green Bay only had two losses and were seeking an eighth win on the season. But they didn’t know what was waiting for them at Lucas Oil stable. Every time I see the Indianapolis stallions, aka Colts, they look more and more like they are going to the other bay, Tampa Bay, for Super Bowl 45. After a huge win against Tennessee, which had Nashville remembering the Colts, because the whole city of Nashville smelled like horse poop, it was time for the Colts to face one of the elite teams in the NFL on Sunday afternoon. This means when you face the Pack attack, you get to face Aaron Rodgers, and you have to mount a comeback, which the Colts were famous for under Jim Harbaugh. Michael Pittman did some good things, like his 45 yard long gallop, which set the Colts up to score a go-ahead TD at the time. But when you have Mr. Rodgers in your neighborhood, you don’t want to leave much time on the ticker. In the fourth quarter, the Colts committed eight infractions, which made it easier for Aaron to punch a hole in the defense. Aaron would find Alan Lazard and lead the Packers on a game tying drive. But the young Indianapolis stallion Rodrigo Blankenship had one more bullet in his gun. Little did the Packers know, they would have no heart left after Blankenship fired the last round of tear gas at the Packers, which silenced the 11,000 cheeseheads that were chanting “go pack go” in our barn. Blankenship made sure the barn door would hit the Packers in the butt! They play Rocky Top next week, who they annihilated in biscuits and gravy land, and I expect more of the same when they come to the barn. This means you, Tennessee. The only thing you’re good for is giving us a Super Bowl 41 winner, Peyton Manning. Hey, Derrick Henry, don’t burn your biscuits and gravy, like you did last time. This is a team who can go 19 rounds if we have to, and Blankenship and Brissette can shut the barn door on you. No Titans allowed in Nap Town!
